America Needs a Strong Canada - A Scary Mouse Story

Each morning Americans who closely follow newsembargo: beef ranch foreclosures, mountains of
events switch on a variety of televised sources androtten potatoes and idle lumber mills.
flip through daily newspapers before carrying on withHowever, Canada has its own spasm that, if ever
their day. They catch up on the latest updates fromunleashed, would cause untold grief to its southern
Iraq, Iran, North Korea, Russia and Chechnya, as well"elephant." This is Quebec nationalism. In 1980, the
as sports, weather and the markets. Their interestsprovincial leader of Quebec, René
lie in domestic affairs, world flash points and anyLévesque, held a referendum in the province
place where Americans are directly involved.on forming a new country. It failed, but fifteen years
Up north in Canada, a similar modus operandi takeslater Lucien Bouchard came within 2% of a 51%
place amongst news junkies. Familiar American callmajority. Armchair political analysts still argue over the
signs such as CNN, MSNBC and CBS are interspersedresults and dozens of doctorates in political science
with Canadian news agencies such as CBC and CTV.have been awarded on the volatile subject.
The point is that Canadians hunger for the latestIf the referendum had succeeded the northern
stories about our giant neighbor to the south ashinterland would definitely gain the attention of
much or more than they seek information on what'sAmericans. With the big hole left by Quebec's
happening in their own country. However, unlessdeparture Canada might suffer the woeful existence
there is a missile crossing the Canadian territoryof Pakistan and East Pakistan after the break up of
toward the U.S., or a terrorist alert, there is definitelycolonial India.
not a reciprocal pattern in American households.It is also a fact that a new country called Quebec
This fact leads some Canadians to complain thatwould have the blessing of France - not a great
Americans should know more about the hugeAmerican friend - plus a multitude of countries and
country sitting above the forty-ninth parallel. Otherinterest groups with a less-than-benign view of the
Canadians couldn't care less about the attention butU.S. The Department of Homeland Security might be
feel that at least some knowledge of Canada wouldtreated to a situation tantamount to another Cuba,
bring about a greater cooperation over a widebut a really big one, encompassing hundreds of miles
spectrum of issues including fair trade.of direct border.
The reality boils down to a fact of human nature:Now, ten years after the Quebec Referendum, the
Nobody really cares about someone unless he or shemouse is still in relatively good stead with the
does something earth-shattering, like land a Cessna inpowerful pachyderm. Despite the successful forays
Moscow's Red Square or spend a night at Neverlandby lobbyists of American industry to gain advantages
Ranch. The vast majority of the people on the planetover their weaker NAFTA counterpart the two
just pass by unnoticed. And, in the category ofcountries remain quite friendly. Canada did not
countries, so does Canada.support the venture into Iraq, but did provide troops
There is an overused line from former Canadianfor Afghanistan, and its citizens gave comfort to
Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau who stated that livingthousands of American airline passengers during
next to the U.S. is like "a mouse sleeping next to anthose horrible days of September 2001. That's what
elephant." The animals get a long fine but the mousefriends do.
feels every twitch and spasm made by the hugeSo there are two things for advocates of American
animal and must be vigilant in case it rolls over. In factprotectionism to consider: Number one is this: if a
the elephant doesn't even know the mouse is there.future Quebec leader succeeds in splitting the large
As our largest trading partner, the U.S. twitches oftenmouse in half will the "twitches and spasms" be
and sometimes with long spasms when it comes toreversed in almost earth-shattering proportions?
trade realations. And it also rolls over. Just let oneThe second is: When American farmers, ranchers,
"mad cow," a box of moldy potatoes or an extraloggers, and other purveyors of raw materials, reach
load of pine lumber push the right set of buttons inthe breaking point in their attempts to supply
Congress and the longest undefended border in theeconomical food and building supplies to its citizens will
world suddenly becomes a one-sided wall. As a result,the previously-spurned Canadian production already
many of those Canadians who wished that the U.S.be tied to other markets such as China and the
would pay more attention to their country findEuropean community?
themselves suffering the effects of a painful trade